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  • Entertainments and Delights

    Entertainments and Delights

    Greetings, you magnificent weirdos of the aether! The Anachronism NYC flings open its creaky, gear-encrusted doors for a night of pure, unhinged steampunk madness in Manhattan’s beating heart. Forget dull reality—strap on your goggles, twirl your parasol, and dive into a world where time’s a suggestion and eccentricity’s the law!

    What’s Cranking?

    • Steampunk Chris Cyanid Solo Bass Project: Chris Cyanide’s basslines thump like a runaway airship engine, blasting steampunk anthems that’ll make your monocle pop and your boots stomp!
    • Amazing Amy, Punkette Extraordinaire: 80-year-old contortionist legendd Amazing Amy Harlib, bends bodies and expectations with carnival flair. This Anachronism original’s got more spunk than a steam-powered rocket!
    • Cocktails by the Cocktail Whisperer: Quaff concoctions inspired by Warren Bobrow, aka Klaus, the Cocktail Whisperer. Think absinthe-fueled elixirs and smoky gear-tinis that scream Victorian rebellion.
    • Mingle with Mischief-Makers: Meet dazzling humans (and maybe a metahuman or two) over tea and tarts. Socialize, dance, dine, and—praise the cogs—commit relatively little murder! It’s all about the wild, wonderful connections.
    • What ISN’T Steampunk? Panel: Join our raucous debate on steampunk’s edges—do rayguns beat fairy wings? Local oddballs spill the tea on this gloriously bizarre culture.
    • Dancing! Feasting! TEA PARTIES!!!: Waltz to ragtime beats, devour 19th-century-inspired grub, and lose yourself in tea parties so epic they’d make a mad hatter blush.

    Why Us?

    We’re the rowdy lovechild of Victorian pomp and punk rebellion. No need for a perfect top hat—just show up, half-costumed, and we’ll toss you a gear. Everyone’s welcome, spectacles and all, in this gloriously weird whirl of steam and dreams.

    Jump In!

  • Really? $18 Food Certificates With $23 Tickets? Are We Mad? Yes. We’re Steampunks. We’re Mad. Please Read This To Find Out What We’re Doing And Why You’re Going To Want A Drink Or Two, And Maybe A Tea Party.

    Really? $18 Food Certificates With $23 Tickets? Are We Mad? Yes. We’re Steampunks. We’re Mad. Please Read This To Find Out What We’re Doing And Why You’re Going To Want A Drink Or Two, And Maybe A Tea Party.

    Here’s a poster from a 2012 show. My, how time flies!

    “Cheese – milk’s leap toward immortality. It’s a marvel, really, how a simple curd can be coaxed into eternity, each wheel or wedge a testament to time’s alchemy. In a steampunk world, one imagines it aged in brass-bound vaults, served on a cog-turned platter to vampires and tinkers alike, its pungence a match for their wit.”
    ~Gail Carriger, “The Parasol Protectorate

    “Food has always been an important role of life’s rituals. The breaking of bread, the last meal of the condemned man…and now…THIS!”
    -The Criminologist, The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    WAIT WAIT. YOU’RE SAYING THAT YOU’RE GIVING US GIFT CERTIFICATES WORTH ALMOST THE ENTIRE VALUE OF THE TICKET?

    Yes. Or the ENTIRE value of the certificate, depending on which you purchase.

    IS THIS A SCAM?

    No.

    ARE YOU MAD?

    Yes, but that’s beside the point.

    EXPLAIN YOUR FIENDISH PLAN, YOU ROGUES!

    Very well.

    The Anachronism is New York City’s oldest long-running Steampunk show. (Probably! There might be one we don’t know about.)

    We want to introduce you to it. And it’s very worthwhile for us to please our venue while making you happy. If we give ridiculous deals to the first bold adventurers who come our way, they’ll tell their friends and enemies. And to a New Yorker, that’s a lot of people.


    Cocktails inspired by the kind help of the Cocktail Whisperer (Warren Bobrow). See his latest and greatest work at Klaus Infused Libations !

    • The Accordion ($12): Brandy, Triple Sec, Dry & Sweet Vermouth—a smooth melody blending your spirits with our Shire’s tune.
    • The Tesla Coil ($14): Vodka, Rum, Triple Sec, Tequila, Chambord, Lemonade—electric, bold, sparking Glowtide’s steampunk soul.
    • The Clockwork Lotus ($13): Sake, Triple Sec, Dry Vermouth—delicate, precise, a hobbit’s zen gear.
    • The Airship Drop ($10): Jägermeister shot plunged into beer—a hearty Shire toast with tinker’s daring.
    • Tinker’s Twin Malts ($16 each): Same recipe, dual souls:
      • Glenmorangie Glow: Glenmorangie 10, honey, lemon, cardamom, edible glow powder—silky, radiant, a festival star.
      • Laphroaig Smog: Laphroaig 10, honey, lemon, cardamom, edible glow powder—smoky, bold, a tinker’s fire.
    • Absinthe Drinker Ritual ($10): Absinthe dripped over sugar with chilled water in a “cogged” glass—a quick nod to Glowtide’s mystique.
    • Ambassador to Edo Ritual ($15): Absinthe, sake, orange juice via “steam fountain” dripper, with glowing ice cube—Shire meets airship elegance.


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  • The Verdigris Starlight Rite: A Glowtide Absinthe Ceremony

    The Verdigris Starlight Rite: A Glowtide Absinthe Ceremony

    “I drank absinthe and saw the world in colors no one else could name.”
    -Rimbaud

    In the shadowy elegance of The Long Room, where Manhattan’s Theater District pulses with whispers of old-world intrigue, The Anachronism NYC’s 2025 Glowtide unveils a ritual that channels the cunning of a Blades heist and the deductive allure of 221B Baker Street. The Verdigris Starlight Rite, inspired by the classic absinthe drip and Trinity College’s gothic mystique, transforms the Green Fairy’s mystique into a glowing, communal spectacle for 20-30 guests. This is steampunk alchemy at its most seductive—subtle, sophisticated, and irresistible, yet practical enough to keep The Long Room’s staff at ease.

    Imagine a sleek, four-spout brass absinthe fountain, its surface etched with Celtic swirls and cogs, glinting like a relic from a Dublin scholar’s airship. Set against the bar’s dark wood and flickering fireplace, it evokes Trinity’s Old Library reimagined as a Glowpunk laboratory. This ritual, served with a Bondian wink, invites attendees into a world where neon dreams and Victorian secrets intertwine.

    The Ritual: The Verdigris Starlight Rite

    1. Preparation (Pre-Event Setup)
      • Fill the fountain with 2 liters of chilled water infused with fennel seeds and edible chamomile flowers—a delicate, herbal echo of Trinity’s botanical archives and absinthe’s soul.
      • Into 20-30 etched absinthe glasses (or elegant coupes), pour 1 oz of premium absinthe: Kübler Blanche for its crisp, floral bite or La Clandestine for its creamy, anise-rich depth, both authentic Swiss expressions with a refined edge.
      • Place a perforated absinthe spoon on each glass, topped with a rough-cut sugar cube dusted with edible silver powder—a subtle Glowtide shimmer that’s enticing without being ostentatious.
    2. The Ceremony (A Captivating Show)
      • As guests gather, the bar’s chandeliers soften, and a discreet UV light casts a faint, ethereal glow, mirroring Trinity’s moonlit halls. The host, in a tailored waistcoat and brass pocket watch, raises a glass with a sly, “To the Green Fairy, guardian of Glowtide’s secrets!”
      • The fountain’s spouts release a slow drip of infused water, clouding the absinthe into a swirling, opalescent louche that glows faintly under the UV light. The fennel and chamomile lend a haunting, floral note, weaving Glowpunk’s radiance with steampunk’s mystery.
    3. The Glowtide Spark: Celestial Orbs
      • The allure lies in a handful of edible, bioluminescent spheres (sourced from culinary suppliers like Modernist Pantry), dropped into the fountain. These tiny, glowing orbs—electric green under UV—float through the drip, turning each glass into a starry vial of enchantment. A single chamomile blossom, glowing faintly, crowns each drink, tying it to Trinity’s scholarly charm and Glowtide’s neon allure. The effect is mesmerizing yet understated, a nod to Bond’s knack for subtle spectacle.

    Why It Sells
    This ritual is a siren call to Glowtide’s attendees, blending the Green Fairy’s seductive lore with Glowpunk’s radiant edge. The fountain’s efficiency serves a crowd in minutes, while Kübler Blanche and La Clandestine—exotic yet accessible absinthes—deliver a refined, high-proof kick that feels like a secret shared among spies. The silver-dusted sugar and glowing orbs add just enough theatricality to captivate without overwhelming The Long Room’s staff, who need only manage a simple setup. The Trinity-inspired infusion and gothic glassware evoke a scholarly mystique, while the UV-lit glow ties perfectly to Glowtide’s neon fantasy, making every sip an invitation to join the steampunk adventure.

    Sourcing Notes

    • For our own Glowpunk twist:
    • Bioluminescent Spheres: Food-grade glowing spheres are sold by Modernist Pantry; chamomile flowers are widely available.
    • UV Light: A small, portable UV lamp (under $50 online) creates the glow without fuss.

    This rite is a glowing, time-twisting toast to Glowtide’s spirit—elegant, mysterious, and utterly irresistible, it beckons attendees to sip their way into The Anachronism NYC’s steampunk dreamscape.

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